An internal survey...

This post is to outline the results of an internal survey at the institute for something that is slightly important to a majority of the people who make the vastly vast minority of the population of this world.

The results of the survey (having removed all incrimidating evidence from the same) are as follows:

1. Having discussed the matter with the ___, we realized that this would have caused too much inconvenience to ___, and hence decided not to do it.

2. We thought that ___ wouldnt care, and hence said what the hell!

3. We were (something that is not exactly lazy, but amounts to...)

4. There was no concensus in the ___, and in order to pacify ___, we did not take any action

5. ...

6. ...

7. No reply. We like to steer clear of all topics that require any clarification.

8. We are sure a certain Mr. Raj has a lot to say on this topic. Please go ask him.

9. How the ___ can you ask us for acountability! Bah!

10. What? Was there even a query?

11. Please dont fret it. You are ___. Please focus on wasting your time doing absolutely nothing that leads to results that are absolutely inconcequential.

12. Are you ___. If we wanted to ___, wouldnt we have already done so? This matter has been ___ on the internal ___ and we unanimously decided to ___.

Please note that the survey results are extremely critical to a long term research being carried out by the institute, and that the identity of the respondents is being kept confidential.