I always wanted to blog

Apparently, there are thirteen reasons for everything... Here are 15 reasons why I always wanted to blog!

1. I have a Gmail account
2. I believe in the shades-of-grey-thingy, and am all set to prove it to the world
3. I am just totally super intelligent and this gives me a kick
4. I want to impress all the 37 people who will read this blog
5. I am an egotist, and I like to brag about all the loser-like things that make me
6. I want to be reviewed by those great personalities who review blogs and earn money... there are some who do it just for the sake of it, but those are not the ones i want to get reviewed by
7. I was told by a fortuneteller that i would blog one day!
8. I like typing
9. I like coming up with random numbers, thoughts and stories and hope that some day, exactly 456234 people from a certain unpopulated part of this universe would read them
10. All my vests are white
11. Gujrat is a dry state, and i would need some place to vent out my frustration
12. I just got a new laptop and i wanted to try out the keyboard
13. I have been jealous of all the bloggers i know
14. My secret ambition (fantacy) is that some girl will fall in love with me after witnessing my amazing writing skills
15. I am just so totally amazingly turned on all the time